Oh My Goth: Jokes for When You Feel Dead Inside

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Why did the gothic gardener only plant gloomy flowers? Because he wanted to create a space that was simultaneously hauntingly beautiful and colorfully morose. Grave and Barrel Pub (Grave and Barrel is a play on “Grave and Barrel,” referencing the macabre theme) We're made up that you read the Echo - so want to offer you great opportunities to Complete The Set and get more involved now! Goth Memes is pretty much the largest Facebook group for piss-taking images of Goths and from Goths, and if you’ve found a hidden gem, you can submit your own too.

The gothic athlete embraced the night sky as his playground, running in darkness while shining like a star.I went to the cemetery to visit my favorite writer’s grave, but I guess he was just a ghost writer after all.

HA HA! Just… seriously. If you can’t handle a dodgy pun, you’re probably not going to want to be my friend. The vampire couldn’t become an actor because he had stage fright and always found himself in a coffin up his lines. Goth culture has woven its way into various aspects of modern life, allowing its enthusiasts to express their unique style and taste in a multitude of settings. Here are some popular places where you can fully embrace the gothic aesthetic: From selling Avon to pretending to be The Chaser, there were some classic 'your da' jokes that everyone suggested.

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Did you hear about the gothic tailor? He specializes in sewing “seams” of darkness into all his garments. I'm so goth I spend every waking moment, every breath, in contemplation of Goth. The totality of my being is at one with the essence of Goth.I asked the gothic hairdresser for a trim, and she replied, “I can never give you a cut that’s too sharp.” Goth Clubs and Events: Goth gatherings and clubs are the perfect places to showcase your dark attire and enjoy the company of like-minded individuals who appreciate the beauty of the macabre. Did you hear about the gothic superhero who saved the day? He put his dark powers to good use, shedding light on the situation. What do gothic bats organize every year? A dark night’s gala. Playfully Dark Jokes (Gothic Puns Galore) Jonathan Sinister’s Antiques (Jonathan Sinister is a play on “Jonathan Harker,” a character from “Dracula”)

I asked the gothic gardener how she kept her plants alive, and she said, “I give them plenty of dark shade, and soul-watering sessions.” Gothic Gigglers (Question-and-Answer Puns) The gothic artist painted a portrait that captured both the shadows of the soul and the light of the spirit, a paradoxical masterpiece. I like to be a smartarse as much as the next dude, but I am also mortally afraid of coming over as a hipster when I do-neatly demonstrating my above point about subcultures and stereotypes. I met a gothic illusionist recently, and he said he could make himself “disappear” into thin air. I replied, “How very vanishingly dark of you!”Why did the gothic teacher love the sunny weather? Because it provided the perfect contrast for her brooding personality.