How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: and Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

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If you want your cat to have even the slightest chance of surviving in the modern world and be prepared of how it's changing, this is the book for you. I grew up in a highly conservative, evangelical christian household, so it was hilarious to read all the B.

Each issues dire warnings, and a seemingly endless use of cat puns for your amewsment (sorry, I couldn't resist). As we will discuss in the next section, it is impossible to guarantee that your cat will never come into contact with a gun, so make sure your kitty is ready for it when that day finally arrives!It never really goes beyond simple one-note mockery of conservatism and Christianity, and, honestly, as funny as the concept seems like it might be, I never really laughed the entire time I was reading it. The quality definitely range, and while the politics are over the top, the chapters that dwell less on the politics are the stronger chapters. It is hard to believe but there are people out there stupid enough to Vo……… Well there are stupid people out there. The satire is a little too close to the actual thing its sending up, and it made me a bit uncomfortable at times.

Even if your cat trusts that the cat they're sending their sel furries to won't share them, what about the cat's friends? Or, in the section on Satanism, the author refers to Wicca as “watered down Satanism, luring foolish young women with liberal arts degrees into lesbian covens where they worship a goddess and their menses. And if I was a more committed reader, I would count the number of cat puns to give a cat pun per page analysis.How to talk to your cat about gun safety and abstinence, drugs, satanism, and other dangers that threaten their lives is by Zachary Auburn. Because honestly, it feels like the only people who will actually like this book are the people it's ostensibly making fun of, and I'm not sure how I feel about that. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again! HOW TO TALK TO YOUR CAT ABOUT GUN SAFETY manages to channel the survivalist, gun-hoarding, Alex Jones-watching mentality of people who would actually probably try to train their pets to shoot weapons.

The importance of cats to national defense is something that has been understood by many of our greatest presidents, from Abraham Lincoln to George W. The United States's political system is literally like some sort of bizarro system of how political systems actually ought to work and for the past ten years, our news is so bad that it sounds like satire. There are countless Web sites on the Internet featuring cats whose innocent sel furries have been collected by sex perverts* for their own titillation. Our great nation has been gravely weakened from eight years under the reign of an Islamo-socialist führer who seeks to poison us with chemtrails. The serious tone the author takes makes it clear he is pretending to be in line with ultra-conservatives.This funny book by the American Association of Patriots answers crucial questions such as, 'What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms? One chapter is funny, but this feels like that friend you have who tells the same "funny" story over and over whenever they are drunk while slapping your shoulder painfully while shouting, "GET IT? Evolutionists try to claim that the fossil record proves how old something is, and that the deeper we dig, the more basic life-forms become.